A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke
Tails is the best friend in the world.
think again
What the fuck I never wanted to know that
Sonic is into Watersports AND Vore?!?!?
awful
If I had to read this plot twist with my own two eyeballs… So. The fuck. Do y'all.
this is literally the worst thing
WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND
BUT BIGGER
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
theme parks. just. theme parks.
but u have to pay for theme parks
that’s the adult part
son of a bitch
ladies and gentlemen, behold
the St. Louis City Museum:
Playground for adults and children.
They even serve alcohol.
I know where we’re going guys
When u hold your hand out to a cat and they close their eyes and bump it with their forehead reblog if u agree
me: sets a perfectly reasonable deadline for myself to accomplish a task
also me: ignores the task, the deadline, myself,
What your headache is tellin you
I haven’t seen this post in a min but precisely when I have a headache RN it comes up in my feed
Two quick additions, as someone who suffered from chronic migraines
1. Behind the eyes: eye strain or just long stress. More sleep will definitely make this feel better.
2. Temples: unclench your jaw, as that bone is putting too much pressure on your temples.
This is a fucking life saviour with the amount of headaches I have
i thought this image was a shitpost at first
babies playing with pets scare me
please don’t hurt the pupper, you Little Screaming Shit Machine™
Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”
HOLY SHIT
one time we had a sub that was handing back papers and called my name. I asked if someone could grab it for me and she started mocking me for not even standing up. taunting me asking why I was not walking up to the front to get the paper myself.
my classmates went dead silent and after the sub’s laughter ended someone informed her that the wheelchair parked nearby belonged to me
I had a sub in English once, on presentation day. And everyone goes up and does their thing, and then its my turn. The whole time im stuttering and mixing up my words, having to stop and re-say my sentences. The rest of the class is used to this and claps. However, by the time its over, the teacher is 100% done.
Starts saying horrible thing about how im going to have to get over my ‘fear of public speaking’ and how she’s heard 8 year olds give better presentations (plus worse things but I don’t really member them). By then im in tears and on the brink of a panic attack, and then she starts telling me off for crying
The rest of the class is horrified. Then this boy stands up. He never been my friend and we never really got along, but he’d never bullied me. He told her in a pissed off, cold voice that in freshmen year I got a concussion and that I never really recovered from it, so all that was medical related and I couldn’t help it. Then he starts telling her off and the rest of the class joins him.
The teacher is mortified and tries to cover her ass, but the whole class walked out and that boy took me by the shoulders and we all walked to the principles office and told him what had happened. Lets just say she isn’t teaching anymore.
Also, turns out that boy had a sister like me, who couldn’t really speak. We’ve been best friends for 8 years and i’ll be his best woman at his wedding next year.
The moral is that Teachers, even subs, and adults shouldn’t scold kids before knowing the whole story, because shit like that can fuck up kids self-esteem for the rest of their life.
A love note.
I know we’ve only been together for a few short months
but I want you to know how much you mean to me.
I’m so lucky you talked to me first and told me how you felt
because I love being able to talk to you everyday, I love you telling me how your day went, how work was, what you ate what you cooked, I love you telling me something you’re genuinely interested in and seeing you so excited about it.
Talking on the phone and going from topic to topic to topic. Just hearing your voice. Hearing you laugh. Hearing you smile behind the screen.
When you send a picture of you doing something ridiculous. Or what you’re doing. Or because you’re just beautiful and you love me.
I love you.
Thank you for loving me. For caring about me. For listening to me. For being there.
I love you, I love you so much.
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